You know when you meet someone on the off chance. You both have mutual respect for each other’s work. You exchange details with the intention of keeping in touch – which is the industry way din’t cha know!
Then the dance – let’s catch up, yes let’s, okay cool, when are you free, when are you free, totally busy, yeah me too…Then one day randomly bump into each other, okay let’s catch up now. Don’t know you from Adam politeness and awkwardness at first but then that thing that happens when two brains of similar low wattage collide and things rapidly unravel into total foolishness and nonsense…yeah…that!
Fans of Channel 4 comedy series ‘Phone Shop’ will probably already understand that to play a character like ‘Jerwayne’ you have to have some level of madness along with some modicum of acting talent. But I joined the Phone Shop party late and didn’t know what to expect when I sat across the table from Javone Prince…
Hello Javone, I’m glad I finally got hold of ya…
I’m a busy man like, you’re lucky you just bumped into me just now…
So is life like that?
Yeah that’s life innit, and I’m just giving you a piece of me so be grateful…
Um…I’m gonna try and be grateful…
You’re gonna have to be grateful because I gotta a lot of love to give…
[Pause...and then we laugh ridiculously] So I had 10 Questions prepared for you ages ago, which were relevant to Phone Shop but now the series has ended…
Nah go for it.
Okay, so 1) I’d like to upgrade my iPhone to a Samsung but I was told that the HTC works better up a mountain where I’ll be retreating for 3 months so was thinking of getting a Nokia Lumia because my best friend has one…can you help?
Okay tell your friend the Nokia phone, bun that off, that phone’s boog. iPhone I dunno what happened, ever since Steve Jobs left us all, iPhone’s gone down a bit. That’s just me don’t quote me but quote me…But that brick that you’ve got there [referring to my Samsung Phablet] …that looks like a spaceship. I dunno what that is. You look like you can harm someone with that. That looks like a phone but also a self-defence thing. Like if a man was following you and came up to you at night, you could take that, lick him in his head…done…
But don’t you see that is why I went for it…cos up a mountain…
To harm someone…
To harm a bear…cos I’m up a mountain…
[Long pause] …a bear. Yeah you could throw that…at a bear. Erm how do you fit that in your pocket?
I can’t. I have to use my bag…
But then there’s no point. If you can’t put it in your pocket then don’t get the phone.
Is that your advice? So when people come into the Phone Shop that’s the advice you’d give them?
Yes. If you can’t put the phone in your pocket. Don’t get it. Simple tings.
Thankyou. 2) Who are your top three comedy inspirations (or general life inspirations)?
My top three would be Steve Martin in ‘Dirty Rotten Scoundrels’ (1988) – that’s why I wanted to do comedy. I think he’s amazing. Most of the people involved in The Real McCoy, God rest his soul Felix Dexter he was brilliant when he did his posh politician. Curtis Walker is another one of them. But then it’s always been Richard Pryor, obviously he’s a cliché. Eddie Murphy. It’s difficult. Like Jay Z, Jay Z should be a motivational speaker. I think Jay Z’s a brilliant man. In life I just follow me and see what happens.
3) You usually get mistaken for?
I usually get mistaken for what’s that boxer called? The boxer who got beat up David Haye. David Haye bruk him up in the ring Chisora? Remember they had that argument, then man held a bottle in the press conference? People were saying that I look like Dereck Chisora and I was gonna tweet something funny about it. But then I thought, actually man’s a trained boxer. He might actually bruk me up. I’m not really trained in the arts of fighting. So I left it and took the abuse. He’s a lovely man. Don’t quote me. I didn’t say he’s ugly per se. I heard through tweets people say he’s an ugly man. But it was offending me because I got bullied for my ugliness at school…
Did you really!?
[Laughs] Nah I didn’t. I was just trying to…He’s a lovely man. It’s just that people were saying he’s a bad man, and then he got bruk up in the ring by David Haye. It is David Haye, the one with the…
Yeah David Haye with the canerows…
What did you say…
Canerows ???
THANKYOU! Canerows. People out there it’s called canerow, not braids not whatever you wanna call it doo-doo plaits. It’s canerows. You canerow the hair…
[Confused by the outburst] But what do people say?
Braids. I can’t stand the word braids…it’s canerow. When you were small your mum said ’canerow the hair’ innit’?
Erm yeah, but why are you so upset braids?
Because keep words as they are.
But…
Canerow. I like canerows innit. I like to keep it classic. Can we take it somewhere else? We’ll cross that out…
No we’re gonna keep that. We just had a heartfelt moment about braids. Braids is a real word
I know but… When did you hear about braids?
I don’t know…
But you heard about canerow from 19-0-long. Okay then…Sorry.
4) What is Jerwayne’s main mission in life?
Jerwayne’s main mission in life is to be like the Jigga Man. An entrepreneur. Jerwayne Z. Listen. Man wants to be a rapper. You saw the music video? That’s what Jerwayne wants, to be the British version of the Jigga Man. Janine would be his Beyonce. Janine’s got it like that.
Sidenote. Can I ask, do you ever flip between being Jerwayne and Javone?
No. No. I don’t wanna be Jerwayne. He still lives at home with his mum.
But this is happening a lot in 2013 A lot of guys are leaving home at a later age…
Yeah obviously because of Cameron’s Britain. The cuts, the recession. Let’s get it straight, there’s nothing wrong with moving back home with your mum, because we can’t afford house prices. The council’s not helping us out . It’s bruk pocket Britain…but I don’t wanna be that guy. I’d rather live on my own and struggle. Get those eviction letters.
Are you getting eviction letters?
No.
5) Note to younger self…
Stop being stupid. You should have stayed in school. I am here now. But there’s some stuff that I wanted to do and have under my belt. They say education is important. But education is powerful. I went to school but didn’t do school. I went school to buss joke. Then I lied to get into college, and then I got in and then I think it was in the second month they were like ‘er there’s something wrong here…’ What happened was that they rumbled me, but then I had to do three years in college which I did, and I was the highest achiever in the City of Westminster college when I attended. It wasn’t a total bust. But acting took over and wanting to make people laugh.
If you did go back to study what would you have studied?
I’m really interested in history. So I wouldn’t mind looking into that and a bit of science.
6) Theatre / TV or Film?
The three of them have different buzzes for you as an actor. You learn different crafts in all three. Theatre is just live you have one shot every single night to portray this character and it doesn’t matter who the audience is, it will change all the time, you’ll get a different energy. One night you may think ‘yeah I smashed it’ and the next day you might fail. That’s the beauty of theatre. It’s one of the best feelings in the world when you’re on the stage and you’re standing behind the curtain and they don’t know what’s gonna happen.
TV is amazing because you have so many chances to get it right and you make something that people can cherish forever.
Film is like the daddy. You get theatre and TV combined with film. I’ve just done a film called ‘Amsterdam’. It will be out this year. The Lennox brothers directed it. It’s their first film but they’re gonna smash up England soon. Amsterdam is about a boy on a quest to meet his father and meets a lot of crazy people along the way. It’s a comedy. I play a man who’s a bit of like a mad scientist.
7) Who are Jerwayne and his co-d Ashley based on in real life?
I’ve known Andrew for years. We met at drama school. I was like ‘there’s no one like me at drama school’ and there was this girl who said there’s a guy who’s just like you. So went downstairs in drama school in the basement where our green room was, and I see Andrew, and I’m like ‘What? He’s nothing like me’ and then I met him and the knowledge on that man is remarkable on Hip Hop culture, culture in everything. He’s an archive of what his world is. He understands our world. We became friends and then we always used to muck about with these two characters and that’s where it was born. We never had names for them, so they were never based on anyone.
Then Andrew and Phil the guy behind it [Phil Bowker, producer & director of Phone Shop] worked together years ago and they were going to do something with Tom Bennett who plays New Man. Andrew was the one who said why don’t you meet my friend Javone and see what we’ve got. Phil was the one who orchestrated it and put us all together.
Why do you think Phone Shop has been such a resonating success?
Phone shop represents everyday people. Us.The ones who are actually representing; who are England. We are the majority, the working class, or now the underclass under Cameron’s Britain. It’s the people who don’t have everything handed to us, we have to work. It’s the banter. It is multicultural. Ashley speaks the way he does, I have so many white friends from the estate who speak like that. This is culture. This is our world. It’s relevant because people can say I know someone like this, I know someone like that. I know an older guy who wants to be down with the kids and is a bit awkward. You see yourself or you know someone who is like those characters, and that’s why so many people love Phone Shop. It’s about real people who are eccentric and stupid.
8) If you weren’t an actor you’d be a…
If I wasn’t an actor, I love music so much. I’d like to make music. I wouldn’t wanna spit bars or anything. Man can sing a couple…Did you see when I sang on Phone Shop Season 2?
Erm…
You don’t watch Phone Shop, you’re not a fan! In season 2..
I don’t remember…
That’s cos you’re lying. You never watched it. I sang Omar’s ‘There’s Nothing like this’
Ohhh yeaaah! So why not just say what you sang instead of…
Did you like it?
I kinda liked it. Don’t think you should make a record though…
Wow! Okay, so we digressed [laughs] But yeah I’d like to make music, be a producer. I’ve invested so much into acting and writing that that’s the thing I’m going to focus on. I’m not one of those people who say they do this, that and that and then it’s not of a high standard. Stick to what I know.
9) What’s up next for you…
It’s Amsterdam the film. I’m just doing bits and bobs on shows that are coming up this year. You might see me popping up on BBC, or Channel 4. I’m also writing for things which will hopefully be shown next year. But Amsterdam is the main thing. Also Tom Rosenthal from Friday Night Dinner, is writing a sitcom in which I have a little cameo in. Out Soon.
Oh almost forgot how did you spend Christmas?
At my mums with my brother and sister my niece, by brothers girlfriend, curry mutton with rice and peas and three chickens – cos there was a lot of us- accompanied my macaroni cheese, sweet potato pudding and obviously vegetables. Sorrel, Guinness Punch, Rum Punch. We don’t do turkey. We had a vote in 1989 and since then – had no more turkey. Mum was upset. Because turkey is too dry, it might be healthy but it’s not a nice meat…
And final question 10) Is there anything else you need to get off your chest…
I have nothing on my chest, I’m actually quite calm and happy. I think we need to pay less tax. Why do we have to pay tax on every thing? Road tax, car tax, pensioners pay tax on their pension what’s that about, isn’t their pension their reward for all the hard work that they’ve done?
If you could get rid of tax on one thing what would it be?
Council tax. Because they don’t always clean up after themselves do they!? What you paying for? Why’s the dustbin man late? He’s supposed to come on Monday what’s he doing coming on Tuesday? What’s that about? Why’s this happening every week. Sort it out.
Is this personal?
No I’ve moved to a few areas and you’re paying council tax, and they’re not fulfilling what they said they’re going to do. But they wanna hound you for the council tax money. Sort it out.
And on that note…Follow Javone Prince on Twitter: @PENFOLD1P